you're obviously mad honey lol you think that rep comment hurts
i can still come back and visit when i’m bored right?
been super busy getting shit sorted after hurricane, what’s up m8?
Happy belated birthday mate
hope u had a good xmas pal
first one is an example of cherry-picking which is really a broad class of logical fallacies - the specific one would depend on the argument being made
a question that doesn't need to be answered (e.g. if the answer is obvious) is rhetorical. So sounds like the second one is essentially just a complaint posed as a rhetorical question, idk if there's a better name for that
A close call on going full Zalgo.