The raiding makes me spit my spaff all over his blue-veined custard chucker. If I don't buff the muff to get my *** wee oozing from my soft-shelled tuna taco, his skeleton king is going to leave my furburger resembling a darts team's goalkeeper. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my wunder down under and an egg timer up my rusty bullet hole. I can't wait to gobble the creamy load from his cheese-crusted ****. Inserting a barbie doll into my wizards sleeve got me squirting vertical moisture faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
I'm proud of you
I don't want to go back to level 1
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
M8 ur not even close, ur just a wannabe me. Cos I'm Liam Baby, yes I'm the real Liam Baby. All the other Liam Baby's are just immatating. So won't the real Liam Baby please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.