Thread: my story

Ecstasy is amazing
Ecstasy is god
Everything you can do, Ecstasy can do 10x better
Ecstasy doesn't use tutorials, tutorials use him

Ecstasy is sexy

MEANWHILE IM GOING TO CREATE A VILLAGE OF EPIC PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD

Ecstasy - The homeless man living in a shack sleeping on hay but is amazing and nobody knows him yet
Blakeman8192 - The village's servant that does whatever the fuck you want including prostitution
Graham - The villages butler
PeeHPee - The castle's Jester because he's a silly boy
Super_ - The villages throne-warmer guy. Not the king, just the guy sitting on it to keep it warm

Nobody knows Ecstasy's true powers yet
And some day he will CONQUER THE VILLAGE

ECSTASY WILL BE KING


ROARRR


HAIL ECSTASY

KING OF VILLAGE

ROARRRR

ONE DAY WHILST ECSTASY WAS SWEEPING HIS HAY STACK, PEEHPEE DECIDED TO DROP BY TO PLAY A FIB ON ME
DUDE ECSTASY UR THE WORST PROGRAMMER EVER U FUCKIN NIG
WTF MAN WHY YOU BEIN MEAN TO ME FFS WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE IT
LOL IM JUST TROLLIN ECS

SO WE BOTH DECIDED GO TO FOR A STROLL UP THE HILL TO THE CASTLE, WHERE SUPER_ WAS WARMING THE KINGS (MINE) THRONE
HEY SUPER GUESS WHAT ROFL I JUST DL'ED APACHE MINA 2.0
ROOOFL. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT. IM SUPERIOR TO YOU. FUCK. FUCK FUCK. USE NETTY.

I LIKE TO USE MINA SAID GRAHAM
ROOOOFFFLLL MINA GTFO GRAHAM SAID SUPER

BUT... IN MY APOLLO FRAMEWORK... I... I USE NETTY... PLS DONT GET ANGRY
OMFG WHAT THE FUCK MAN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF USING NETTY WTF IS WITH EVERYONE DOIN THAT TO ME...
IM ALSO USING PLUGINS THAT ARE PARSED THROUGH XML
ROFOLLLFLFOLRFOLRFORLFORLFORLF JYTHON FAIL RFOLRFOLRFORLFROFRFORLFROLFROFLRFORLFOLRF

HEY GUYS UM, I HAD THAT IN THE YARNOVA CLIENT FOR AGES, K ROFL?

YARNOVA STFU
WE ALL SAID

HEY GUYS I HAD THIS GREAT NEW IDEA, EVENT CHAINING!
BLAKE RANDOMLY SAID

WTF ROFL THAT WAS MY IDEA TOO
YARNOVA AND SUPER BOTH SAID AT THE SAME TIME

WTF IS A CHAIN
ECSTASY SAID

GRAHAM OPENS UP HIS DICTIONARY TO EXPLAIN WHAT A CHAIN IS

OHHH I GET IT NOW

ROFL @ UR FAIL DICTIONARY THATS LIKE 2 PAGES ROFL
SAYS SUPER

TO BE CONTINUED
pls

yah duh cant you see that i becum the king?