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  1. #1 1st Chapter of my new Book entilted 'Dave' 
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    Well after being a bitch and deleting my first story called Ubernatulich or something i decided to start a new one. I decided to do it about myself. Yes it is fantasy and yes it does involve special powers, but it will be realistic and it won't be fairytale crap.

    Anyway, i like it and i hope you do. I am open for critisism. Also, every name of my friends, every fact about me in this first paragraph is the truth and i am not ashamed to admit it. So there. Suck one.

    Also, it has got swearing in it so if you are a little 11 year old boy please close your eyes and go to bed.

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    Chapter 1 Ė Who I am


    Hey, Iím Dave. 14, Iím 5í7, quite chubby and I have brown hair. Brown Eyes also. My full name is David James Kurowski. Iím 1/5 Polish, 1/5 English, 1/5 French, 1/5 Russian and 1/5 Ukrainian. Do not ask. My dadís dad is Polish and my dadís mum is French and the rest is from my mumís side. And also yes, my last name is polish. Such an interesting face and body I have. Anyway, enough on me. Onto my story. I live an eventful and fascinating life. Wake up at 7am-9am. Go to toilet. Switch on computer and thatís really it. Sign onto msn, visit faggot websites and talk to my friends. Then I unplug all that crap and go downstairs onto my Xbox 360. The iconic representation of my life. Xbox. And Call of Duty. So this one sunny day, after about over 5,000 days my life changes. I sign into my Xbox Live account and browse the dashboard. 7 Friends online. Perfect. Gosh, my life is wasted. Friends Online; Cherry, Chris, Alby, Nick, Connor, Phil and Tom. Probably the most important people in my entire life. They make me laugh, cry, smile and love. Let me go into a deep explanation of them to bore the living life out of you. Cherry. Full name is Jonathon Cherry. One of the best people I have ever met. He means good with everything, he is never horrible and he is just awesome. Yes, he does suck at Call of Duty: World at War but he makes up for it by being a complete idiot for us to laugh at. Man he is cool. Then there is Chris. You will never have met anyone so hyper, funny, retarded and mentally challenged in you whole life. What a crazy bastard Chris is, speaking stupidly and making silly sounds but man, my life would be boring and slow without this nob. On to Alby. Alby isnít his real name, it is Albourz. Albourz is Iranian with a big nose (sorry Alby) yet he is one of the best people I have ever met in my whole life. He is just crazy, his afro is such a turn on and he is amazing at everything (except being sexy). One of my best mates and one of the many people I care about the most. Nick now (I hope you havenít put this book down and gone onto some crap because it gets interesting soon!). Nick is beast, literally. He has been my friend for almost all my life and I have never accepted him to be such a frickiní awesome person till recently. His crappy jokes, his invention of everything and his Ďways to make me laugh with one wordí really make me ache and cry with laughter. A great kid. Connor is also like that. His voice has broken (bit lucky at 14) and he is a Ďladies maní. Pfft. He likes to think that so I just go along with it. He is still a great guy and fun to be around. He can be very forgetful sometimes yet he feels bad about which means he actually has a heart! Came as a bit of a shock for some of us. He can be a dick sometimes, but then again we all can, so I forgive him for that. The penultimate friend online is Phil. Man, Phil is a legend in his own ways. His shitty music and his slaggin (when you pull your trousers down so you can see half your ass covered by underwear) piss me off like hell but you know, he is a nice guy, he is caring a awful lot of me and I really regret how I treat him and talk about him sometimes but I pay it back by being nice in return. He is a good kid all the same and I respect him. Now onto the last kid. Well twins. You never know if it is Tom or Sam online. Non identical twins. Sound the same but are completely different. Tom is more of my friend, the confident one, the rude one yet the caring one. By the way, I must mention their heights. Very tall, both of them. Well over 6 foot. But with their great height comes their great personality. Anyway, back to Tom. He is awesome, with his wispy beard. We have been good friends since Year 7 really and it is still going strong since. He helps me, he protects me and he is kind to me. All what I ask for and he does it. It is a privilege to have a friend like Tom. But then you got Sam. You could call him the evil twin yet he is a crazy mofo. He sings down the mic on Xbox and screams when he dies on CoD. He also makes random noises and speaks like he is having a spasm. I donít think he realizes that I like him a lot as a mate and he dismisses me a lot of the time so I have to put up with him as a normal mate. But hey.


    So there are my friends. Quite normal I guess, just like me until it happened. So let my proper story begins. I am sitting there, screaming at my friends for absolutely sucking at this game of Team Deathmatch. I tell Cherry to just shoot this camping bitch. When he does I just sigh. Jesus. Then I heard it. The faint lyrics of that song which made me think for the first time;
    ĎToday this could be Ö The greatest day of our lives Öí

     

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    Excuse me?

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nandoô View Post
    this is worth the infraction. ur a nerd and you fail.
    Why?

    And Dave, nice job, lot of information. Why are you writing a biography?

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    Well it is not really a biography, i just wanted to write a book and wanted to put in as much information and stuff as i can, aswell as giving it a lively and hopefully fasinating twist of powers and fantasy stuff.

    Lol.

     

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    Nice story, Just read it. I like it its fun and entertaining. Nice living you have there also. GS ( Good story)
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    Thank you.

     

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    Perdy cool, read it all. That's how me and my friend are on CoD4 ... even though we play on one PS3 and take turns, rofl.
     

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    Lol, thanks for the feedback.

     

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    Omg my names david im 14 im like 5'7 and im a bit chubby O.O freaky...
     

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    lol, the life of a xbox liver, i died the day i lost live =(
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