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    Hey guys,

    Here's a new thread since my last one on the same topic got deleted for racism.

    I guess racist JOKES aren't allowed, so don't put them in this thread.

    Post the best joke you possibly can; preferably your favorite.

    As long as the rules are followed, all topics are allowed.

    Here's some of my favorites:


    What is 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? - Crib Death


    What did the leper say to the prostitute? - Keep the tip, bitch.


    Why don't orphans play baseball? - Because they can't find home.


    Thanks for making me laugh and sharing your jokes!

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    Okay so a horse is walking and he sees a whale. The horse says to the whale, Shouldn't you be in the water? The whale replies; yes.
    The whale said yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tickle View Post
    Okay so a horse is walking and he sees a whale. The horse says to the whale, Shouldn't you be in the water? The whale replies; yes.
    The whale said yes.
    no.
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    Tickle is banned, i hope it was because of that joke..
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    It's the bomb. You just don't understand the joke in depth.

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    what does the cow say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeMunityPK View Post
    what does the cow say?
    meow meow
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    Quote Originally Posted by word View Post
    meow meow
    winner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeMunityPK View Post
    winner.
    loser.
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