So there are three boys called: Shut Up, Manners, and Poo. Poo goes to the well to collect some water but he fell in the well.
Manners goes to the well to try to help Poo out, while Shut Up goes to the police station to get help.
Police: “What is your name?”
Shut Up: “Shut up.”
Police: “Where is your manner?”
Shut Up: “Down the well picking up Poo.”
Another one here :-
Teacher: Who is the Prime Minister of the US?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: How many eggs does your hen lay in a per day average?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: At what average speed does your dad drive his racing car?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Ask your parents for help and tell me tomorrow.
When the student reached home, he asked his mother "Mom, how many eggs does our hen lay in a per day average?", his mother replied him "About two or three my boy.". Then he went to his sister and asked her "Who is the Prime Minister of the US?", his sister said "Barack Obama." then to ask the last question he went to his father and asked him "Dad, at what average speed you do drive your racing car?", "280km/ph my little man." replied his dad.
Next day, the student met the teacher and answered: Barack Obama lays eggs at the average speed of 280 km/hour.