Thread: English - If you were an animal, what would you be and why?

I have to do a 2 min speech on this and I'm having difficulties lol...

a cat so u can eat ur food and sleep all fucking day

Lol, what I have so far is "If I were to be an animal of my choice, I'd be a Koala Bear since they are one of the only animals that eat eucalyptus leaves, so they dont have to fight for food. They get to eat all day and have no
responsibilities, they are protected and have zero predators. Koala Bears are lazy just like me, they rest approximately 16-18 hours a day and most of that time is sleeping." but idk

You come on here and ask for help, then do the opposite of what people say lol
anyways why not something like a tiger or lion, be the king of the jungle .. impress the ladies

a rock because you rock

Honey Badger because honey badger just don't care.

Do your report on why you'd like to be a slippery dick.

Be sure to mention that the base of the slippery dick is slightly less pronounced than other dicks and the largest slippery dicks are the brown variety. Also be sure to mention slippery dicks can reach a length of 12 inches and explain the interesting ecosystem between slippery dicks and crabs. Lastly, be sure to mention how slippery dicks are often found in shallow reefs and grass beds.

Originally Posted by SGT MAJOR NMOPAL

Do your report on why you'd like to be a slippery dick.

Be sure to mention that the base of the slippery dick is slightly less pronounced than other dicks and the largest slippery dicks are the brown variety. Also be sure to mention slippery dicks can reach a length of 12 inches and explain the interesting ecosystem between slippery dicks and crabs. Lastly, be sure to mention how slippery dicks are often found in shallow reefs and grass beds.

Y u so random