Thread: Ways to stay home

If you are reading this, chances are you have that feeling you need a break from school. Here's a thread that will probably get you to stay home.

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1: Diarrhea method
Credits: Nightlife/Messiah
Probability: 90%

Step 1: This day (tonight) around 8 o clock say you have a bad stomach problem and you took Pepto Bismol or another product similar and say you're going to go to bed. Go to the bathroom every 25-50 mins.

Step 2: When your parents go to bed, tell them you've been up and you have sharp pains (pointing out the obvious but not excessively).

Step 3: Ask your parents if you could sleep in the Den/Living Room. Make sure something that can keep you up all night is in there. They should say 'Yes'
(NOTE: LAPTOPS/GOING ON A COMP IS A BAD IDEA. If they come down, you're screwed.)

Step 4: Around 3:45 tell them you've been to the B-ROOM countless times. Also say you need new underwear because it happened in your sleep. (The parent will think you're not trying to act tough, more of showing inner side and feeling bad for it). Right now, get any chocolate and put it in the toilet bowl. Add one every hour.

Step 5:

VITAL PART

: When the parent comes down, be awake. Don't act asleep. They'll think you're fine. Say you've been up all night. Get dressed BEFORE they come down and say you're ready. RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO THE BUS, Run to the bathroom. Say you are feeling REALLY bad.

Step 6: Sit down in a chair. When they ask if you want to stay home, say 'What?' (DONT FUCKIN LAUGH). They'll ask again, shrug. Walk to the bathroom again. Done.

*NOTE: I just did this one, and I've done it many times before*

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If you post a real organized one like mine, I'll post it here, credits to you.

I usually just say "Can i stay home school sucks this week"

the usual answer.....yes coz well my parents don't really care just go to a **** school that don't teach u anything and VUALA!

CIAO!
Jub Jub

Schools over babe.

often works if you want to skip a test the next day:

Go to the medical center at school and stay for about an hour, get picked up by your parents early if you can.

When you get home say "My stomach really hurts, I am going to taek a bath" (make sure it is a bath as it makes it seem like you need to relax)

Then go to the toilet a lot, no need for fake extrement

Go to bed early but make sure you can wake up really early weh they ask why you were up so early say you couldn't sleep becasue of you stomach ache.

When eating breakfast start coughing loudly as if you are choking.

They should ask if you are alright/feeling up to school

Just say Iam not sure, I am feeling really bad and it hurts whenever I move.

I'll use it when summer is over lololol