Thread: I'm fucking mental

Let's get this started, I'm mental and a hypocritical d1ck towards my girlfriend irl.

I've disallowed her to go to parties, but wait, do I go to parties? Ofcourse, I go clubbing nearly every weekend, I just give her some lame ass excuse, text her until 10 then say I'm going to bed. I go clubbing alot, so I know how the girls act, sl0tty, sk4nky and hit on anything with a pulse, accept drinks from strangers and flirt with them.

Now my girlfriend just asked me wether she can go to this party in another town at her friends(female) house and sleep over until saturday, and this is where my psych0pathic side comes in, I get sick in my stomach and feel like just telling her no. How the f0ck do I tell her yes rune-server?

Fact

• Do I trust her? - No, I've seen her drunk at my place, 2 beers and she start dancing almost pulling her f0cking clothes off, 1 hour later she threw up on my arm and could barely walk

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Tell her yes, but also firmly tell her to ease on the drinks. And if she breaks your trust again, well..

Originally Posted by sponjebubu

Let's get this started, I'm mental and a hypocritical d1ck towards my girlfriend irl.

I've disallowed her to go to parties, but wait, do I go to parties? Ofcourse, I go clubbing nearly every weekend, I just give her some lame ass excuse, text her until 10 then say I'm going to bed. I go clubbing alot, so I know how the girls act, sl0tty, sk4nky and hit on anything with a pulse, accept drinks from strangers and flirt with them.

Now my girlfriend just asked me wether she can go to this party in another town at her friends(female) house and sleep over until saturday, and this is where my psych0pathic side comes in, I get sick in my stomach and feel like just telling her no. How the f0ck do I tell her yes rune-server?

Fact

• Do I trust her? - No, I've seen her drunk at my place, 2 beers and she start dancing almost pulling her f0cking clothes off, 1 hour later she threw up on my arm and could barely walk

Help me /chat/

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Originally Posted by sponjebubu

How do I tell her to ease on drinking? 2 beers m8.

a glass of water between each drink

Tell her she can go; just no beer.. If all fails; why not go with her?

Originally Posted by One

a glass of water between each drink

That old myth does not help anything.

Originally Posted by Poesy700

Tell hir exactly this "Bitch yo better get back to da kitchen before i go psycho"

She would cut off my d1ck.

Originally Posted by Lewis_

Tell her she can go; just no beer.. If all fails; why not go with her?

I have my own plans this weekend....

Let her know how you feel. Tell her this is a chance to show you that you can trust her.
you can't control her and lead her life, but you can make suggestions.
Suggest that she doesn't go without you.

Also, make it clear that if she cheats on you then it's over for good.
Tell her that you will find out if anything happens.

Good relationships are based in trust. Start to trust her or break up.

Originally Posted by Lewis_

Let her know how you feel. Tell her this is a chance to show you that you can trust her.
you can't control her and lead her life, but you can make suggestions.
Suggest that she doesn't go without you.

Also, make it clear that if she cheats on you then it's over for good.
Tell her that you will find out if anything happens.

Here's basicly what I told her; You can go to the party, I trust you. But if anything happens, e.g cheating, dancing with other boys or flirt with them it's over.

Her response: It's not so bad to dance with boys

My response; Sure, then I'll go clubbing tommorow and dance with alot of girls, it's no big thing rights ?

She flips, rofl.

Originally Posted by sponjebubu

That old myth does not help anything.

yeah, if you keep it up all night, you wont have a bad head ache in the morning, as alchahol dehydrates you